Love Me Some Chocolate

I feel like all i've been doing lately is studying. I think I'm going to get a D in one of my classes, maybe even fail, but life goes on.

Now to the real topic..

11 Reasons Why Polynesians Are Better Than White People

1. they have a million CuZinSS

2. they are so chill

3. they get to drink a narcotic sedative drink made from crushed roots of a plant of the pepper family that makes them even calmer

4. they can call people brotha 

5. their men are much more attractive than white men

6. they're naturally better at sports

7. they can spell things wrong on their facebook status and capitalize every other letter just because

8. they take care of their family no matter what

9. they can get away with things most white people can't

10. they have cool names like Nitro and Veo

11. they have amazing parties with great food

Who can say white chocolate is better than milk? Didn't think so.

P.S.

I am loving Dr. Seuss lately